Jack: Think like a robot. Be logical and dispassionate. *starts scratching his thigh*
Liz: Are you okay?
Jack: *still itchy* That’s exactly what I’m talking about, human empathy. It’s as useless as the Winter Olympics. This February, on NBC.30 Rock 4.04 - “Audition Day”
Since the 2010 Winter Olympics is going to be in mid-February, we don’t get 1-2 new episodes of 30 Rock that month??
Liz: I’m going to tell Drew that I’m having a little “Welcome to the building” party for him. But there is no party! And then, when he shows up, I’ll laugh and say, “Oh, it’s the wrong night.” And then he’ll laugh and say, “Oh, one glass couldn’t hurt.” And then I will put my mouth on his mouth!- 30 Rock, 3x10 Generalissimo
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30 Rock, 4x04 Audition Day
30 Rock, 4x04 Audition Day
30 Rock, 4x04 Audition Day
30 Rock, 4x04 Audition Day
Jack: I’m going to find out what’s inside that box. I’m going to buy it with money. And it is going to make me happy. And if that doesn’t work, I’m going to Benjamin Button myself.
Liz: We’re not meeting in the middle!
- 30 Rock, 3x16 Apollo, Apollo
Liz Lemon and Dr. Drew Baird
(3.10: Generalissimo)
Kathy Geiss *sings*: I dreamed that love would never die,
I dreamed that God would be forgiving30 Rock 4.04 - “Audition Day”
Gasp! She speaks!
30 Rock, 4x03 Stone Mountain
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