“I don’t want to fire anyone. And I don’t want to take anything away from my crew. And I want to keep making free long distance prank calls to people like Seattle’s Richard Sackmuncher. And I think that’s reasonable.” —Liz Lemon (via crabcakes)
30 Rock, 4x03: "Stone Mountain"
- Liz Lemon: Can I share with you my worldview?
- Jack Donaghy: I'd rather hear you sing "Rocket Man" again.
- Liz Lemon: All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
- Jack Donaghy: What a surprise, your worldview is food-based!