Liz: I guess this is what the kids call a "booty call".
Gavin Volure: I haven't been outside since 1984, and even I know the kids don't call it that anymore.
Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.
Hey workout flowerguy. You got the old leather pumkin.– Liz Lemon
Hi. My name is Liz Lemon, I wear man shirts. Watch me skateboard!– Liz Lemon Tracy Jordan
You can’t be gay for one person. Unless you’re a lady. And you meet...– Liz Lemon
You are my heroine, and by heroine, I mean lady hero. I don’t wanna inject...– Liz Lemon (30rockfan.org)
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Only one snake in the bed, dealbreaker!– Liz Lemon
Jenna: How's it going?
Liz: Terrible. I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese.
What’s the difference between your momma and a washing machine? When I...– Liz Lemon
He Needs A Kidney
Pete: [watching Jenna film a patriotic song and dance number that Liz arranged] You know, you actually did a good job on this.
Liz: Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America.
[turns to smile directly into the camera]
No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only...– Liz Lemon (via 30rockquotes)
Oh we’ll you know what? I found the card actually there from your mom, so...– Liz Lemon
Jenna: Do you think those guys work on Wall Street?
Liz: Yeah. I think they're from the firm Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball and Jag.
Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to ..
The 30 Rock Drinking Game we just made up.
burn: Drink every time Tracy says someone’s full name. Drink every time Jenna steals the spotlight. Drink every time Kenneth mentions home. Drink every time Jack insults LIz. Drink every time Liz is or acts undateable. Drink every time Frank changes hats. Drink every time any writers besides Frank or Toofer gets a line. Drink every time Josh gets a line. Drink every time Liz walks into Jack’s...
Dang it! I just bought this like five years ago!– Liz Lemon
Celeste Cunningham: I like your necklace.
Liz Lemon: Oh, thanks, it's actually a rape whistle, but the whistle part fell off and I just liked how it looked, so I kept it...
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Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Jack: Wanna get drunk?
Liz: No, there's too many phones in here