August 2009
Jerry Seinfeld: [Lemon is wearing a wedding dress] Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.
Liz Lemon: Yes I did.
Jerry Seinfeld: And it went well?
Liz Lemon: No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.
Jerry Seinfeld: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz Lemon: [starts breaking down] I did a fake survey!
Jerry Seinfeld: [raises voice in typical Seinfeld manner] You did the fake survey?
Liz Lemon: [raises voice too] I know. I'm not over it! And now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life?
Jerry Seinfeld: Are you imitating me?
Liz Lemon: No! This is what I sound like when I cry!
Jerry Seinfeld: I think I'm a little insulted.
Liz Lemon: You're insulted? I'm crying!
July 2009
“There’s no such thing as bisexual. It’s just something invented in the 90’s to...”
– Liz Lemon (30 Rock) (via atestu)
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“To get through it I pretended he was a sandwich.”
– Liz Lemon
30rockthings:
That’s Her Instrumental
30rockthings:
Pete: Oh Lemon, in the 10 years that I’ve known you, you’ve had some really terrible boyfriends. Liz: I have. Pete: There was the guy who was obsessed with Charlie Chapman. Liz: Neil. Pete: There was the guy who played Halo under the name “slutbanger.” Liz: Dennis. Pete: There was the tall gangly red haired guy who played guitar all the time. Liz: Conan.
Cleveland.
Phoebe: You know how John Lennon was better then all the rest of the Beatles but he never realized it until he met Yoko? Well I'm gonna be Jack's Yoko!
Liz: You want to be Yoko?!
conan (ep. subway hero)
Mr. Bright: “I just wandered around the building all night. I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien and why is she so sad?”
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interesting fact
the black and white photos behind liz lemons desk are pictures from tina’s days back at second city.
