October 2009
September 2009
30 Rock, 3x09 Retreat to Move Forward
Liz: I get it, you brought me here in case you needed me. But now that you have your cool Six Sigma friends I can go back to the lake with the fat kids and make bracelets.
Jack: Lemon, you know how important this is to me. I’ve got my speech tonight…
Liz: No I get boundaries. "I’m sorry Liz, my parents basement only has room for 5 sleeping bags." Or "No, I’ll come over after prom and we’ll make nachos together."
Jack: This is part of our problem, I give you a simple managerial suggestion in a professional context and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.
OCTOBER 15th!
I know you guys must be excited for the season 4 premiere of 30 rock! because I know I am!!
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Sincerely
-Brooke
30 Rock, 3x22 Kidney Now
Pete: Liz Lemon, you dumb bitch.
Liz: What?
Pete: Here’s the reason I don’t want to go to on that family vacation. It’s a working farm. And I’m the only one whose hands are big enough to guide the bull during mating.
Liz: Yeah well, deal breaker.
Pete: Shut up!
Tracy: There you are you stupid cracker. You know why I get a hotel room? To poop in peace! No kids banging on the door. No phones ringing. It’s my time. Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3 PM. I don’t know why I only go twice a week. That’s what Angie should be worried about!
30 Rock, 2x03 The Collection
Liz: I got a call from some lawyer today asking what kind of boss you are, how long I’ve known you, and what animal best describes you.
Jack: What did you say?
Liz: An eagle with the head of a bear?
Jack: Thank you, you respect means the world to me, Lemon.
“Why is there a pop-tart in the bed? What do you do with the pop-tarts?!”
– Liz Lemon (via crabcakes)
30 Rock, 3x15 The Bubble
Jack: Be careful Lemon. You wake a sleep walker, you risk getting urinated on.
Liz: Or thanked! On.
Tracy Jordan: Where the hot lesbians at Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I knew it! You can read!
Tracy Jordan: Fine, Yes. I am literate. I even have a column in Ebony magazine called 'Musings'.
Liz Lemon: You're unbelievable!
Tracy Jordan: I'm unbelievable? What about your racist mess? Thinking a grown man is illiterate. That's the subtle racism of lowered expectations. Bing Crosby said that.
Liz Lemon: No, Bill Cosby said that.
Tracy Jordan: That’s racist.
Pete Hornberger: Look. We can all agree Liz is generally pretty racist. The point is, you have people counting on you. You can't be finding excuses not to be here.
Tracy Jordan: But this job is hard! I just want to be able to do what I want to do. You know I once shot a whole movie without ever getting out of my car.
Pete Hornberger: Yeah, I paid to see that. That was a supposed to be a western ..
Tracy Jordan: Where the hot lesbians at Lemon?
Liz Lemon: I knew it! You can read!
Tracy Jordan: Fine, Yes. I am literate. I even have a column in Ebony magazine called 'Musings'.
Liz Lemon: You're unbelievable!
Tracy Jordan: I'm unbelievable? What about your racist mess? Thinking a grown man is illiterate. That's the subtle racism of lowered expectations. Bing Crosby said that.
Liz Lemon: No, Bill Cosby said that.
Tracy Jordan: That’s racist.
Pete Hornberger: Look. We can all agree Liz is generally pretty racist. The point is, you have people counting on you. You can't be finding excuses not to be here.
Tracy Jordan: But this job is hard! I just want to be able to do what I want to do. You know I once shot a whole movie without ever getting out of my car.
Pete Hornberger: Yeah, I paid to see that. That was a supposed to be a western ..
Frank: If they've got cookies up there grab some.
Toofer: And get them to pay for my samovar.
Liz: Well of course! I mean .. I assume that's what were meeting about.
30rockthings:
Drew: That’s it! I quit! This racket is a fart! And you cheat! You’re a cheating bitch!
3.15 - The Bubble
