You can’t be gay for one person. Unless you’re a lady. And you meet Ellen.– Liz Lemon (via soy)
duhallie: Jack Donaghy: And I want you to book the subway hero. Liz Lemon: What? Jack Donaghy: What, Lemon, do you not watch the news? Liz Lemon: Food Network doesn’t have a news channel.
I don’t think you want to take advice from me. I had a three musketeers bar for...– Liz Lemon (via marykelly)
thischerokee: themusingsof: the-girlieshow: 04x18 Khonani (I’m just abusing this feature now) Just watch this. It will make your day.
THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A LIZ LEMON PARTY...
There’s a whole army of women out there who just don’t have the time, the energy...– Tina Fey Amen to all of this. A-fucking-men. (via ambientrarity) (via benjyie)