“Jenna Maroney: How’s it going?
Liz Lemon: Terrible. I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese.”—Liz Lemon is my spirit animal (via treee) (via partythighs) (via symbiosis)
“I want to write an action adventure for Tina Fey. Everyone always says she looks like a sexy librarian, so I thought, oh man, I should write her a sexy librarian part where she kicks ass like Indiana Jones.”—Mindy Kaling (via hortenseg) (via bugseatbooks) (via fuckyeahmindy) (via falulatonks)
“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.”—Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via raveonette)
“I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting, which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment, like never. I have had three donuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet and I didn’t leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow… I am a mess. There is an 80% chance in the next election that I will tell all my friends that I’m voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here’s one, when I was a kid I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasy stuff about Gopher from The Love Boat. And I lied, I have had five donuts today.”—Liz Lemon - 30 Rock (via astatueofus) (via kyliekylie) (via tinafeydaily)