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Liz: I needed to go to the bathroom, but the door was locked. My recently divorced aunt had moved in with us and I was sharing a bathroom with her. To be prepared I tried to take my underpants off over my roller skates. I slipped and as I fell I pulled down this poster of the singer Tom Jones that my aunt had put up. My mom heard the noise and ran and found me. Squirming under the Tom Jones poster with my underpants around my ankles. It didn’t look good, Jack. She thought I did it on purpose.

3 years ago on 22 October 2010 @ 7:18pm 306 notes
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    Liz Lemon And Tom Jones Falling Down
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    "SEX MAKES THE PEOPLE GO AWAY, JACK !"
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    OH GOD. THE FLASHBACK.
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