crabcakes:

Brian: Hey, Liz, I made you a mailbox key.
Liz: So is that all you have to say to me? That’s how you apologize?!
Brian: What? What did I do?
Liz: What do you care? Whatever, Brian, I am over it!
Brian: Over what?
Liz: IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!! Oh, I’m sorry, is it too much drama? You remind me of my father and my boyfriend. Are you listening to me?! Because if you are not I will put on a wedding dress and jump in front of the subway!!
Brian: Honey, you don’t have to tell me how much men suck. Sit down and tell me everything while I make use raspberry mojitos. 
Liz: You’re gay?!

• 30 Rock, 4x06 Sun Tea